Kermit

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Kermit T. Frog is an entrepreneur, author, and celebrity, and recent purchaser of the Five Nights at Fuck Boy's Burrito Food Truck Organization Incorporated Emporium Network Firm Company, also known as FNAFBFTOIENFC, or FNAFB for people in a hurry.

Kermit is the C.E.O of a multi-million dollar corporation known as KPace, a technology development company

Early Life
In 1964, Kermit was born from the result of his mother Mermit and his father Zermit [REDACTED] in a Waffle House bathroom. Mermit was a Finnish teacher who met Zermit when fleeing Finland during the Winter War, they fell in love and flew to America to escape the U.S.S.R. Then in 1969 Mermit discovered that Zermit was a KGB spy, which led to them divorcing later that year. Kermit would be with his mother Sunday to Tuesday and with his father Thursday to Saturday. Wednesdays were spent in banjo practice with his Grandpa Germit.

When Kermit was just a tadpole, he always had a fascination with engineering, this stems from when he was 4 years old and saw his father Zermit use an electric chair while interrogating a man named Kenny Benny. Zermit told his son "Always remember these times, before our perfect communist society becomes a reality, when we get to torture capitalist scum and bathe in their blood, as they scream in terror for what our future utopia will bring. Remember these times, Kermit." But Kermit took a different lesson from that day.

At the age of 9, he built his first radio, which his father used to find frequencies police used to communicate and try to spy on them. Unfortunately for Zermit, the only thing he was able to find is an acoustic cover of "We Will Rock You", and Baby Kata's hit single "Pee Pee Poo Poo". Kermit went on to work on more and more advanced projects, such as a banjo tuner, and a solar-powered night light.